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Ok, since Azarius left, and my time here in Japan, I have been thinking of the best way to change our bible so people will actually like it. Our first plan was this:

Date: Around 2200 AD
Setting: World becomes really strict, and cuts down hard on the crime. This gets rid of all the crime in the world...well, all the unorganized crime. Huge crime groups are created and corrupt all the worlds governments.
Characters: 5 assassins who have all been involved with each other in many ways. They join together to kill all the major powers.

What does this have to do with lolis? Well, each of our stories was supposed to involve them in many ways.

That is it in a quick nutshell.

Sounds fun, but not really what you expect from the loli bible right? That has been my problem for awhile.

I want to change it completely. Make it more religiously fun. Ya, it will piss off the people who care that much about their religion, but what are they doing reading another religion bible if all they are going to do is complain?

So basically...start over from scratch. All of our thoughts. Lets make the bible better.

I am willing to do most of the writing if you guys can't or don't want to. Though, I don't know how often I will be able to write.

Lets see...how to start...how to start... I am thinking of a creation story, how everything was created. Now, I don't want to make direct fun of the christian bible, nor do I want to leave in any loop wholes.

Well...that is all I want to discuss in public. If you want to get involved, either as a writer or a drawer, post here. If you have some good ideas, post here as well.

Lol change...I really don't know what to expect from this anymore so how bout you share your ideas before any real deciding is done.

I posted some beginning stuff in that section.

Well, I'd suggest it all to start either in a post-post-nuclear whorld (you know how it was in 'the planet of the apes', right?) or on some kind of a secluded island that civilisation knows nothing of. I'd stick to the first one though. It would be like: world was born anew and humans start to learn ethics over. They know little of their ancestors' world and are trying to get a grip of mysteries that used to bother humanity and led to it's downfall. It would put a setting to a close to nature, yet electronized tribal society that does everything to learn of how they should lead their lives

what you think?

Hmmm sounds interesting...
I like the "world was born anew and humans start to learn ethics over" part. I'm sure something will be finalized eventually.

The Post-Post-Nuclear War scenario is probably our best bet if you want to really build something from scratch and shit.

My idea would be why not pull a Polythiestic(think thats how its spelled) kinda view on it too maybe while using the Planet of the Lolis idea. I am Norwegian and German so I have studied my mythology and I think if we made a sort of Loli version of that it would rule. It can still be fun and have its comic relief of course. But a planet ruled by Mystical Loli Gods each representing a Norse God(Thor, Odin, Freyja, Baldr) that would be pretty cool, or we can go straight to Japanese culture and use their gods, which I am currently studying up now, and the Norse/Japanese mythologies are very similar so all we would have to do is change the stories a tiny bit. It would be sorta like a Mononoke-Hime sorta "Barbarism Returns" (to steal a title from Graveland) story.

Thats just my idea, hopefully you guys like it. I enjoy worshipping the cuteness which is Loli and maybe you will too haha.

Hmmm... I will think a little on it. Could work in perfect conjunction with my idea, and give it more of a story.

Tomorrow (Saturday for me) is a free day where I have absolutely nothing... I am going to do a little exploring, catch up with my experiences on my Japan blog, then my attention can go towards this forum and the bible.

Next week is actually silver week, just means we have saturday - wednesday off of school. Sunday and Monday, I am busy, but have no plans for tuesday or wednesday as of yet. Though, I want to find people to play mahjong with, which my search for people to play with has a story in and of itself...

I don't want to do post nuclear war. Mainly, I don't want to base it in the future, like our old plans. I don't want to make them just stories, like our first plans. I want it to be more like...



I want it to be more like whatever loli god you decide to worship, is the right god to worship. We can make a slight mythological feel to it, but I don't want it to go fully titian VS the gods, or anything that would have changed the worlds shape. I don't want the religion to have a loop hole that people will argue with. That is why I say she found humans, not that she created humans.

I like how diverse this religion has started to be (people from outside North America). I hope we expand our influence further, but lets at least write something before we try...

So, any more ideas to expand or improve this one?

Might be a better idea to turn it into a 'fanfic'-type story of the site, that way its not too serious, and ppl can get into it easier. Kinda depends what you want to get from it though.

At any rate.. the main element is Loli, so I'd start from there- Think about what Loli is/means, collect some ideas and blend them together into a story intro.

Or something. Could make it into a picture book, with every Loli pic ever. xD

That would be impossible. It is like downloading the internetz

I have been thinking of a few things, but right now, for me, so much is going on that I haven't really had time to do any real thinking... Maybe the comiket I am going to at the end of the month will motivate me... maybe...

Nothing is impossible!

Write a script to dl all the loli pics from Sankaku, Konachan, Moe Imouto and Loli.su, and you're halfway there xD

lol I like the picture book idea, but I would think some kind of "story" would be necessary, so unfortunately I have no suggestions as of now

I agree that there needs to be some sort of story. I have one worked out a little, but it will not see any light for some time. Of course, I really want the written part of the bible to have a comedy side to it, but can't think of anything right now.

lol, sounds interesting! If I have any ideas ill post it immediately